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Joke of the Day
"To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, You can hide, but you can't run."
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"- ""I love Beyonce... - Whatever floats your boat dude. - No, you're thinking of 'buoyancy'. - ..."""
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"I just found out that my sweater was made by indonesian slave children And i must say they did a wonderful job"
"My 5-year-old refused to eat her dinner because Netflix was running slow. At least she picked a worthy cause for her hunger strike."
"*at funeral* Thank you all for coming. As you already know, my dignity has left us. I tripped in front of all my coworkers. It was tragic."
"Have you heard the joke they don't tell stupid people?"
"You'd think a baby would make the perfect paperweight, but this one keeps rolling off my desk."