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Joke of the Day

"What kind of martial arts do birds practice? Wing Chun"

"How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid."

"Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free"

"Do cats stutter? No, but they paws. Credit: u/magneticman245"

"Did you hear about the thin guy who went to Alaska for six months? He came back a husky fucker."

"Everyone enjoys blonde jokes. Except blondes, they don't get it."

"I often break into song The keys are so well hidden"

"What did the nosey pepper do? It got jalepeno business!"

"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? NSFW Because it wasn't born yesterday."

"If you post a selfie that says ""because some of you asked for a new one"" I want to see screenshots of where they said that."