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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a broken boomerang? A stick"
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"Employer: why do you want this job?....... Employer: why do you want this job? Me: $o I can expand my re$ume and gain experien$e in the job field $$$$$$$"
"Who would have thought.... Some as humble as I am, could be so important.."
"Where do you find a dog with no arms and no legs? Right where you left him."
"What do you call a boat full of Karma? An Upboat."
"They should put ads on slow people."
"for several hours a day, we are just an arrow floating on a screen"
"Why are there fences around a graveyard? People are dying to get in."
"My credit card is like a fat persons scale It's maxed out"
"What's E.T short for? His little legs."