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Joke of the Day
"What's the similarity between my dad and a magician. They both like sawing people in half for fun"
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"Me: Honey, I left work early to pick up the kids! Wife: But we d.. *I arrive into the kitchen with two small goats Meet Frank and Dolores"
"Why did the lettuce blush? Because he saw the salad dressing"
"What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common? The balls are for decoration!!! :) <3 Source:"
"Mercury has a harsh climate, as the day time temperature is 430 degrees Celcius. At night however, it freezes to -170 degrees Celcius. First world problems."
"What's the difference between you and Dick Clark? At least that dick had a stroke. Thank you Hard times of RJ Berger"
"Repeatedly referring to the electrician as a ""take charge kind of guy"" is a great way to make your doorbell turn on the garbage disposal."
"My wife and I got into a heated argument. ""I met a man...but I married a boy."" she said, her face full of rage. I said, ""I guess the jokes on you then, paedo."""
"I am quitting alcohol for a month. Sorry, that came out wrong I am quitting. Alcohol for a month."
"What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial? His alibi."