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Joke of the Day

"Break bad news to teens by talking on THEIR level. ME [spinning on chair in daughter's room]: Yo, turns out grandma's heart is weak af."

"My girlfriend dumped me for talking too much about video games what a ridiculous thing to fallout 4"

"Some of you should be ashamed of yourselves. You know who you are. I probably should be too, but this isn't about me."

"Humour is subjective That was a joke for those of you who didn't get it"

"A bad builder blames his fools *Tools Fucking keyboard"

"What's Forrest gumps password? 1forrest1"

"Everyone in my house has diarrhea I guess it runs in the family"

"I cried when my dad chopped up onions onions was a good dog :c"

"If you're Russian when you go into the bathroom, and Finnish when you come out; what are you while in the bathroom? European"

"19 and 20 got into a fight 21"