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Joke of the Day

"I am dressed in all grey and a man also dressed in all grey just stared at me and for a second I got very nervous that he thought I was him"

"'Vegetarian' is an old Indian word ... ... for 'bad hunter'."

"I'm not sure if I actually have free time or there are things I'm forgetting to do."

"My blood type is A+ because I'm the best at everything. Even at having blood."

"Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? She couldn't figure out who the other mother was."

"Did you hear about the transvestite? He liked to eat, drink, and be Mary."

"[NSFW] What came first: The egg or the chicken? The chicken, I don't think egg cums."

"Why were those customers on Crazy Taxi' so pissed off all the time? SORRY IT TOOK 34 SECONDS TO GET TO PIZZA HUT MA'AM!"

"If cancer is ever cured it'll probably be because of the people who liked all of the Facebook statuses that are against cancer."

"The fact that there is only a stairway to heaven... But a highway to hell says alot about anticipated traffic numbers"