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Joke of the Day
"What is a mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country"
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"What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory? Two testicles."
"Can you say your strengths? ""Your strengths"" No like what are they ""My legs maybe"" No, like for work ""Oh lol sorry, idk prob communication"""
"Are rape jokes funny in this subreddit? I wouldn't want to do anything if you guys said NO."
"What is the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew? Black Jews have to sit at the back of the gas chamber."
"Why are the best psychoanalysists Asian? Because they grew up listening to Pink Freud."
"Do one person every day that scares you."
"Remember, in a few days this'll be last year."
"Me: Not to be racist but you look like you're sick Her: How was that racist? Me: I said ""not to be racist"" you must be sicker than I thought"
"Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gang bang"