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Joke of the Day
"Jehovah's Witnesses They have to be the worst at knock knock jokes."
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"What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need."
"[Dark Humor] Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline [Probally heard this but it's worth a shot]"
"Some days i think im slightly intelligent, other days i try to take a screenshot of my cracked phone screen"
"A little boy wrote a letter to Santa stating he wanted a little sister The next day he got a letter from santa saying: Ok send me your mother"
"What is the worst type of doctor you can be? gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems."
"What do you call a Muslim cowboy? Dirty hairy."
"What did the bartender say to the foreskin? ""You're cut off."""
"The past, present, and future walk into a bar It was tense."
"What did one tonsil say to the other? Get dressed, the doctor is taking us out tonight!"