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Joke of the Day
"I farted on the bus today and 4 people turned around. I felt like I was on The Voice!"
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"Maybe Taylor Swfit dates Justin Bieber and John Mayer dates Selena Gomez and it's like matter/anti-matter and they all explode?"
"If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? mistletoe"
"What do you call a barn full of black people? Antique farm equipment."
"Where'd the rabbi stay on business? The L'Hyatt"
"Wife: There's a spider in the kids' bedroom Me: I'll take care of it *raises spider like one of my own* *has a little cry when it graduates*"
"I would never bungee jump... I came into this world because of a broken rubber and I'm not going out cause of one."
"Hear about the oriental tailor that got arrested for being too arrogant with his customers? He was always feeling cocky."
"My mom's daughter said it looked like my foot was making a copy of itself I told her that's mitosis"
"Why does Mary Kay walk funny? Her lipstick"