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Joke of the Day

"If a guy says you're hot, he's looking at your body. If he says you're pretty, he's looking at your face... If he says you're fabulous, he's looking at your brother"

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"I got a new job working in an underwear factory I'll be pulling down 800 a week"
"What do you call a two-legged-dog A puup"
"Why is legislation never passed by horses? Large number of neigh votes."
"*A coyote bites my leg in front of a girl I like but I wanna seem cool so I just keep walking and take it with me*"
"My girlfriend told me to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter. Well, I've got some news for her."
"What kind of jeans does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"
"Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money."
"Went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and I only spent $9,000.00"
"Probably he best advice you will ever receive...... don't listen to any advice on the internet"