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Joke of the Day

"I know what I'm getting for Christmas. Fat. I'm getting fat."

"What's a hotdog's best subject in school? History. Because history has always been written by wieners."

"What does a blender full of dead babies sound like? I dunno, I was too busy masturbating..."

"Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan."

"Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem? Because he's a Wrap God"

"The reality is that if you have a job that requires a name tag, I'll never give a fuck what your name is."

"I'm on that ""I don't give a fuck diet."" I've lost 10 assholes already."

"In Jamaica, how do you know if a mango is ripe? Pokemon Go!"

"Decided to start a business that serves beer and gives massages Gonna call it Rub and Chug"

"Which herbal tea goes best with heroin?"