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Joke of the Day
"Why did the condom fly across the room? Because it was pissed off."
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"Xmas Russian Roulette: 1. Sit next to parents. 2. Type any letter into browser on your laptop. 3. Go to the website it auto completes to."
"My blood test results are in today. Now I have to call my ex and tell her that she has high cholesterol."
"How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak? The Game"
"Can you describe the man who did this *me crying* ""he was a meanie head"" No describe his face, sir *clenches fist* ""He had a stupid face"""
"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!"
"I've been drinking my urine for years, but NASA still refuses to let me be an astronaut. ""There's more to it than that"" they say. Whatever."
"""Say no to Lindsay Lohan."" - drugs."
"How can I relax when every aspect of my physical and mental state is governed by something called The Nervous System?"
"So, why were they called the dark ages? There were too many knights."