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Joke of the Day

"Can you describe the man who did this *me crying* ""he was a meanie head"" No describe his face, sir *clenches fist* ""He had a stupid face"""

"I wish my marks would smoke weed So it'd get high"

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was lousy, but the reception was great."

"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day."

"A woman walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double-entendre... so he gave it to her."

"Baller is short for ballerina"

"I told my girlfriend we can either have sex, or go see Star Wars. She said ""I'm on my period and Star Wars is sold out,"" but she pulled some strings and got me in."

"Why did the cow get a divorce? Because she couldn't take her husbands bullshit."

"The 9 circles of hell: 9) limbo 8) lust 7) gluttony 6) greed 5) anger 4) heresy 3) violence 2) fraud 1) shopping on Black Friday"

"In a double blind study researchers found women who drink regularly are more likely to become nuns Proving once and for all that alcohol is habit forming."