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"How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak? The Game"
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"Leonardo DiCaprisun"
"In current news: US: Stop that Middle East: Stop what? US: That Middle East: This? US: Yes that Middle East: This? America: OMG STAAAHP"
"Top Four Signs of Job Security: 4. Promotions and raises 3. Specialized skills 2. Top producer 1. Compromising photos of the boss"
"Guitar players are actually quite a religious bunch... They've all found Gsus at some point."
"Someone recently asked me, ""What blood type are you?"".. I said , ""The red runny type""."
"All these people training for marathons and I'm over here, on my couch, trying to lasso the remote with my phone charger."
"Did you blow bubbles as a kid? He's in town with the circus and wants you to call him."
"She needs to slow her roll. Only been with my girlfriend for two months and she wants to meet my parents. She needs to chill, i waited nine months before meeting them myself."
"According to a study I read... Men think about the adjectival form of pus every 6 seconds."