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Joke of the Day
"So, why were they called the dark ages? There were too many knights."
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"Stranger:""Your tag is sticking out"" Me:""Does it say size 4?"" Stranger:""Yes it does"" Then don't touch it bitch,it's supposed to stick out"
"How did the sad clown smile and laugh again? They told him his wife died recently."
"Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?"
"What do you call someone who just had sex with a necrophiliac? Sliad."
"What do you do if a bird shits on your windscreen? Don't take her out again."
"What are some really stupid jokes? One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar? Students: Sacan? Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Who invented fractions? Henry the 1/8"
"Why is Iraq like the weather in Britain? Because it's either Sunni or Shiite"
"Nothing says authentic Chinese food like a neon ""We Delivery"" sign."