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Joke of the Day
"So, why were they called the dark ages? There were too many knights."
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"Parents: Don't let your kids get fake tattoos. Get 'em get real deal prison ink & teach 'em something about this shit called LIFE."
"What would you call an indian dating site? connect the dots"
"From 3am to 6am this morning I wanted to kill myself, but now I want some French toast. #cravings"
"I have a particular disease for which I deny the existence of some 80s bands There is no cure"
"I stole a futon from a shop. I think the police are after me, so I have beenlying low."
"The person who invented knocking should win the Nobell prize"
"What do ovens and oranges have in common? Jews ^^^^^get ^^^^^it? ^^^^^orange ^^^^^jews? ^^^^^I'll ^^^^^show ^^^^^myself ^^^^^out ^^^^^now"
"What's a cats favorite thing to read? A CATalog"
"My oldest son & his gf were cooking & asked me how many 1/4 cups are in 1 cup .... Gonna write a nasty letter 2 college & ask for a refund"