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Joke of the Day
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D"
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"No evidence is good enough for a Creationist... But no evidence is good enough for a Creationist."
"I totally understand how batteries feel Because I'm rarely ever included in things either."
"90% of her body A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."
"I saw a one legged man with no arms at the ATM today... He asked me to help him check his balance.... So I pushed the fucker over."
"Around my neighborhood I'm affectionately known as ""Please stop taking pictures of my flowers you weirdo."""
"What do you call a lesbian with big fingers? Well hung.!"
"A good place to hide a body would be the DVD section of a Best Buy."
"A package comes in the mail at the post office & it's business as usual... But when I cum in the mail at the post office it's public indecency & a felony.."
"First post This is not my first post"