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Joke of the Day
"What did Ciderella say when she got to the Ball? ""*-Gag*-"""
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"What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid? If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off."
"What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain"
"INTERVIEWER: What do you see as your biggest weakness? ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself"
"If I held two sandwiches, one in each hand, would anybody consider that a balanced diet?"
"My ex had a really weird fetish... She would dress as herself and act like a fucking bitch all the time."
"I'm not racist because... I'd rather be black, than asian."
"We're all big racist time bombs set for ""elderly."""
"Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer? Because he was Haydn."
"My penis has a warning label... It says ""Warning! Choking hazard...small parts."""