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Joke of the Day
"A far right party wins an election in Germany with 60% of the vote. I did nazi that coming"
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"Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller"
"[NSFW] Next time you're constipated, just watch Fox News or CNN. They bother the shit out of everyone."
"Some guys robbed a bank, and to escape, they blew a hole in the wall... the police are looking into it."
"What's a pirate's favourite letter? P, without it he's irate."
"So Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bartender asks, ""Do you want a beer?"" Descartes responds, ""I think not!"" poof. he disappeared"
"Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart? He desperately needed Apu."
"What do you call a Phillipino contortions? A manilla folder"
"Auto correct tries to change the word ""pussies"" to ""Aussies"".... Just saying."
"In history class we got to read on a WW2 topic of our choice. I chose the Manhattan Project. I heard it was the bomb."