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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller"
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"Hey girl! Is your name Google.? Boy: Hey girl! Is your name Google.? Girl: No-But why..? Boy: bcoz you have all the things I'm searching for....!"
"What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird !"
"What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard? Pillow fight"
"Whats the only problem with eating vegetables? Getting them back in their chair."
"What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils? A whisk taker."
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"TIL The New Jersey Devils have never changed their logo or uniform design/colours. No new New Jersey jersey."
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