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Joke of the Day

"In history class we got to read on a WW2 topic of our choice. I chose the Manhattan Project. I heard it was the bomb."

"I only like foods that begin with the word ""cheesy""."

"Pick a card, any card. No, not that one. Not that one, either."

"Can I man and a woman have sex while running? By principle, yes. By practicality, no. Because a woman runs faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down."

"What do you call a fanny on a fanny on a fanny? A block of flaps"

"Why doesn't Nickelback play football? Because even if they had 4 players they still couldn't throw a ball."

"Whats the difference between a woman and a computer? A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies"

"*Interrogation room w/ murderer* I'd start talking, my partner isn't so nice... *From under the table I raise a puppet dressed as a cop*"

"Batman: ""Shall we watch a film?"" Superman: ""Have you got Cape Fear?"" Batman: ""Only in revolving doors. Now, a film?"""

"I won't beheading to Iraq anytime soon"