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Joke of the Day

"Some guys robbed a bank, and to escape, they blew a hole in the wall... the police are looking into it."

"Matthew Broderick just became the ""mare"" of Sarah Jessica Parker on Horsesquare."

"My wife told me she would leave me if I didn't stop cheating on her Damn, I never thought she took a card game this seriously."

"[Alien monster is levelling Toronto] CANADAMAN: Excuse me, sir, SIR, could you stop please? SIR?"

"Did you hear about the man who spent his whole life trying to perfect cloning technology? When it finally happened, he was beside himself."

"So wrong, it must be right. So right, it must be left. WTF? These directions are terrible."

"What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist? The C4 does something when it's triggered."

"There was a guy so dumb, that one time drug dealers sent him to Colombia to bring coke He brought back Pepsi"

"Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are ""woven"" together? Sigourney ""Weaver"" :P"

"Am I supposed to know my own blood type? I don't even know what types of blood there are"