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Joke of the Day

"So Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bartender asks, ""Do you want a beer?"" Descartes responds, ""I think not!"" poof. he disappeared"

"A model train set is the male equivalent of 25 cats."

"Soon a hero will rise. Then he will fall again. Then he will rise and also fall. Wait. The hero is on a trampoline."

"Why didn't Ken ever get Barbie pregnant? because he always came in another box."

"I often wonder how different it would be if I were to go back to grade school Not so much with the knowledge I have now, but with the penis I have now"

"I keep a tiny vial of gluten in my pocket in case I ever need to smash it on the ground to make a getaway from a large group of hipsters"

"Nice try, resealable potato chip bags."

"I like my women like I like my tea Red Bush."

"You're a big fat liar! And I don't believe anything you say! See if I get naked for you again!! -Me to my scale as I step off of it"

"Why did the dog go to the vets? He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out."