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Joke of the Day

"Sex Change I ran into an old guy friend named Harry that had a sex change to be woman named Jan. I told her, don't forget it's Jan-ur-Harry 1st."

"A wise statistician once told me: Be thankful you have more hands than average."

"If you can't beat them What's the point of having children?"

"So a blind man walks by a fish market... And when he walks by the market he takes a deep breathe and says... hello ladies!"

"I got a new car that makes a lot of noise. It's the new audi-ble"

"I wasn't going to get a brain transplant... But then I changed my mind."

"A woman cries to her husband ""honey, the fridge isn't running"" Husband replies ""Good. I'm not in the mood for fast food"""

"How does batman order his iced water? ""Can I get that..Just ice"""

"Do you think Gillette employees ever call in Schick to work?"

"I went to church today just to thank God I'm not Miley Cyrus."