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Joke of the Day
"What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes? ""It's all in the execution."""
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"I think my wife is overdoing her lent observance. She won't even toss my salad."
"In light of all the Irish jokes I see on here...what's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk."
"BOSS: Okay, let's do this. What names are you pitching? COWORKER: Hannah Montana ME: Assapoopshits Massachusetts BOSS: Michael you're fired"
"How can you tell if a witch is on a diet? Her food is potion-controlled."
"That's it, I'm done dating comedians... I don't want to get lol'd into a false sense of security again."
"What kind of bee makes milk Boo-Bee"
"A barber asked a man how he wants his haircut In silence"
"Damn you titties, stop being so glorious. Your owner is trying to tell me something and I need to make eye contact."
"I bought a new pair of shoes the other day I don't know what they laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."