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Joke of the Day
"""Daddy, why don't you kiss me the way you kiss mommy?"" ""Because I love mommy."""
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"if you watch Titanic from d back; it's about dead people resurrecting from the sea, pulling up a ship fixing it and sailing to England"
"What does OP and DiGiorno have in common?"
"""I'm sooo wasted,"" said My Opportunities."
"How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends what you want it to change into..."
"Don't worry, they'll tell you. How do you know OP put the punchline in the title?"
"aHow many light bulbs does it take to change a man?a -light bulb factory worker going insane"
"Uber driver: ""I'm close, where are you?"" Me: ""oh I see you"" Uber Driver: ""Are you the guy in the middle of the road?"" Me: ""yeah floor it"""
"Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents? He's an orphan."
"I had an idea for a British ST:TNG spinoff It's called queue."