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Joke of the Day
"Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10? Cause Seven ate Windows 9"
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"If you visit a city, make sure you buy a T-shirt with that cities name on it so people know you went to that city."
"What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.."
"Jokes About Canada I've been trying to think of jokes about Canada. I could rib on universal health care, maple syrup, or ""sorry"". But no matter what I think of, it always ends up feeling sort of eh."
"Yo mama is so fat ... she might die from a Cardiovascular Disease"
"What is the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic corn husker? One shucks between fits.."
"What's the hardest part when your ex tells you she is HIV positive Trying to act surprised."
"Single guy ""I can't do anything right."" Married guy ""I can't do anything, right?"""
"What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military? Yes, but you won't see it any time soon."
"How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the bulb, and the other to hold the penis. LADDER! I MEANT LADDER!"