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Joke of the Day

"Go to racist joke, what's yours? Two unemployed Irishmen walk past a police notice board with ""two black men wanted for rape"" first one says ""fucking niggers get all the best jobs"""

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"The Dalai Lama Walks Into a Pizza Shop... ...and asks says, ""Can you make me one with everything?"""
"So one sperms says to the other sperm.. NSFW ""How long til we get to the ovaries?"" . The other sperm replies, ""hopefully soon, we just passed the tonsils"""
"What's the greatest trick the Austrians ever pulled off? It was to convince the world that Mozart was Austrian and that Hitler in fact was German."
"There are two types of people in this world... Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"Who cares about the new GTA when you can sit down and enjoy the new testament"
"My husband purchased his 4th book about a wife whose husband murders her for having an affair. I wonder if I should warn my boyfriend."
"Punk rockers are unruly, what do they like most about women though? Their CCCCUUUUUNNNNNTTTTT!!!"
"Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia? They were afraid of Stalin."
"What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song? All Apologies"