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Joke of the Day

"So one sperms says to the other sperm.. NSFW ""How long til we get to the ovaries?"" . The other sperm replies, ""hopefully soon, we just passed the tonsils"""

"Where do theatrical cats wear their gloves? On their... Dramatic Paws"

"What's the number ten's favorite Spanish phrase? Diez mio!"

"So, if he gets divorced for the third time... Does Melania get to keep the White House?"

"Just bought some local farm-fresh free-range artisanal organic grass-fed hormone-free something or other that makes me better than you."

"Sometimes I'll flush a few slices of pizza down the toilet just to let the Ninja Turtles know I miss them"

"Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't play."

"What's a bear's favorite fruit? Tom**ato**(**ms**). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug: /r/BearJokes"

"What's the difference between a Pokeman and a Pokewoman? Pokeballs"

"Mass suicide cult leaders are a dying breed"