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Joke of the Day

"The Dalai Lama Walks Into a Pizza Shop... ...and asks says, ""Can you make me one with everything?"""

"????LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR ????LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR ????LET THE BODIES HIT THE- ""Carl, you're fired. You're a horrible mortician."""

"A man with a marine biology fetish comes back from vacation. His friends greet him with a warm whale cum."

"Boss: Are you high? [Me watching him evaporate] I hope so."

"Which part of the cabbage don't you eat? The wheelchair."

"What do you call an underwater dog? Scuba Doo"

"Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying ""I don't know?"" whenever you ask them a question."

"Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes? So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!"

"What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs? ""Well, this was a waste of Thyme."""

"If you wake up on Christmas morning with a bad taste in your mouth Remember, Santa only comes around once a year to empty his sack."