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Joke of the Day

"Punk rockers are unruly, what do they like most about women though? Their CCCCUUUUUNNNNNTTTTT!!!"

"The Earth was concerned about the moon. The Sun tried to reassure the Earth. ""The moon is just going through a phase"" said the Sun."

"MORON joke Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal? He found steel wool pads in her bathroom."

"Made the mistake of dropping my pants when my dentist put on latex gloves."

"penis it's funny because I said penis"

"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change colour? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car? You'll get exhausted"

"I've decided that I'm going to start texting people back. That's it. That's the joke."

"Two sausages are in a frying pan. One says, ""Geez, it's hot in here isn't it?""And the other one says, ""Aaaaaah! A talking sausage!"""

"Editors at fashion magazines, you're doing a great job. Women continue to hate their bodies."