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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house? Mortgage Freeman"
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"Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way when you do insult them you're already a mile away and you have their shoes."
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"Just to confuse the cops, let's steal the sign pole and leave the street sign."
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