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Joke of the Day
"Why did Laketown pass new emissions regulations? They had a major Smaug problem."
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"Sleeping in central park Is it going too far to equate my experience sleeping in central park to being a Jewish person in nazi germany..."
"Officer: I'll need to see a photo ID. Me: (pulling out a selfie at an R.E.M. concert) That's me in the corner. That's me in the spotlight."
"Baltimore's chief export seems to be artisanal crime narrative."
"Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age and she died."
"I found a great app to search for Greek restaurants in your neighborhood. It's called Gyroscope."
"What's similar between The Mafia and a Pussy..? ...I haven't been in either."
"Dating Women is like squaring Numbers If they're under 16, do it in your head"
"Little Mortie got a real surprise when he barged into his parents' room one night. ""And you slap me for sucking my thumb?"" he screamed."
"Did you know George Washington is not on the 1$ bill? It's just a picture of him."