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Joke of the Day
"Just to confuse the cops, let's steal the sign pole and leave the street sign."
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"How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend? ""Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)"" !!!"
"Since we have several people participating in the debate tonight... Would it be considered a mass debate?"
"A website where low life fat virgins go. www.reddit.com"
"I don't like my computer memory. Not one bit."
"How many computer scientists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware problem"
"If online bullying has taught us anything. It's that people would sooner hang themselves than lose a bit of weight."
"What do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of amnesia!"
"Bought one of those SMTWTFS, but I can't pronounce that so I just call it a pill box."
"""What an awesome body-"" Oh... thanks. I work out- ""- of research."" - formulas. I work out formulas. *sips tea* I do a lot of math."