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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sexist masseuse? A massage-ynist."
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"What's the most immature gaming console? Ninutendo 69"
"What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money? Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)"
"A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of 3. He says ""uno, dos..."" and POOF! He disappeared without a tres."
"A Buddhist Monk goes into a pizza place... and says ""Make me one with everything""......"
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on me"
"Velcro... What a ripoff!"
"What is the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob."
"A wizard walks into a gay bar.... ...and disappeared with a poof"
"If threesome is sex with three people...... .....and a twosome sex with two people, I guess I know why I'm always called handsome. (Btw, is this a repost? I hope to god not.)"