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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of Ocelot? An Awful-lot."

"How are women and linoleum floors alike? You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years."

"Me: I couldn't eat another thing. Narrator: Oh, she ate another thing. And then some."

"What's your best Pirate Joke? What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!"

"Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good? that's perfect!"

"My brother told me hates my beard. I said ""Don't worry, it will grow on you"""

"I go to the gym religiously. You know, once or twice a year around the holidays."

"What do you call a weatherman's evil twin? A doppler-ganger"

"6: Mommy where are you putting your cameltoe this year? Me: 6: I like it Me: It's mistletoe son"

"what if it doesnt want to be called hot sauce???? what if it wants to be called beautiful sauce"