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Joke of the Day
"6: Mommy where are you putting your cameltoe this year? Me: 6: I like it Me: It's mistletoe son"
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"I'll race you to the bedroom, winner gets to pick the hole."
"What's the husband's equivalent of a wife counting the days since her last period? A husband counting the days since he last had sex."
"If you have sex with a prostitute while she's passed out, is it rape? Or shoplifting?"
"What's the perfect line of work for a lizard? Re-tail."
"Fact: Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in the jeans."
"Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said."
"What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant? You have served your porpoise."
"Two snowmen were talking on a cold day... One of them said to the other: ""funny, I smell carrots too!"""
"I went to my friend's new flat on the weekend for a party. He should have gotten something more 3 dimensional."