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Joke of the Day
"6: Mommy where are you putting your cameltoe this year? Me: 6: I like it Me: It's mistletoe son"
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"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper."
"What do you call a statue of a ballsack? A scrotum totem"
"My mom's favorite part of Mother's Day is describing my birth in detail to an 18 year old waitress who is just there to get our drink order."
"Where do hipsters drown? the mainstream."
"I like Buddha He's a well rounded guy"
"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, its heading straight for the World Trade Center."
"How does a sailor remove a condom? He farts"
"I broke my hymen riding a horse... Its dick sure was huge!"
"Best Buy: What's your street name? Me: FUNK MASTER FERG bia bia! Best Buy: No, the name of your street."