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Joke of the Day
"What's your best Pirate Joke? What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!"
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"What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? Shut the door im dressing"
"US disasters and tragedies You'd almost think it was built on top of thousands of ancient indian burial grounds... oh wait..."
"What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother? An Italian mother says ""If you don't eat it I'll kill you."" A Jewish mother says ""If you don't eat it I'll kill myself."""
"65 year old guy i work with came at me with this one the other day What does a 80 year old women taste like? Depends.."
"How did girls text before emojis? Hey I can't wait to see you tonight! PARTY HAT MARTINI GLASS NOISEMAKER BEER MUG CAT DOG SUNGLASSES POOP"
"Me: I really don't have any bad habits to speak of. Her: So you have no bad habits? Me: No, I have plenty! Just none I'd want to speak of."
"What is the worst part of being black and jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven."
"I was going to make a gay joke Butt fuck it..."
"What's Fozzy Bear's favorite city? Mil-wocka-wocka-waukee"