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Joke of the Day
"Me: I couldn't eat another thing. Narrator: Oh, she ate another thing. And then some."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Costa ! Costa who ? Costa lot !"
"Police inspectors on British mystery shows always seem to know the murder victim. Moral: do not befriend any British police inspectors."
"Why do push up bras not work for some girls? Because 0x0 is always 0."
"2015: This is our son, Aiden. 2016: This is our son, Lemonaiden."
"Nurse: Would you like an appointment for next week? Patient: No I'm sick now."
"My wife and I were supposed to have a conversation about my erectile disfunction. It never came up."
"You hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering whether or not there was a Dog."
"A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis? her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue."
"Since Thanksgiving is tomorrow How do you keep a turkey in suspense?"