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Joke of the Day
"I go to the gym religiously. You know, once or twice a year around the holidays."
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"[zoo] ""This is the bear kids"" Wow I want his arms ""What? You cant ha.."" *kid shows tour guide 2nd amendment* ""Bring him the arms smh"""
"What kind of pants did the Japanese porn star wear to her job interview? Bu-khakis"
"I like my coffee the way I like my women... Anyway I can get them."
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