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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a weatherman's evil twin? A doppler-ganger"
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"[1st date] Me: I've got crabs [date leaves] [back home looking at my fish tank] ""It's all right guys, one day I'll find one who'll like you"""
"A rabbi, an Irishman, and a clown walk into a bar The bartender says ""This has to be a joke."""
"If you see someone over the age of 9 wearing sweatpants, pull them aside & say ""Friend, you're wearing sweatpants."" They might not know."
"Remember how much you used to like this song?- Car ads."
"{Date} ME: I have to warn you, I'm the jealous type WAITER: What would you folks like? HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY?!?"
"I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. What high hopes you have !"
"Yelling at a dog... Yelling at a dog to stop barking doesn't work. The dog just probably thinks, 'Awesome, now we are both barking!'"
"did you hear that Frosty broke up with his girlfriend? i understand....he says she's frigid....."
"""Upscale"" sounds like a euphemism for ""fat."""