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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a weatherman's evil twin? A doppler-ganger"

"What did the dominatrix say to Dwayne Johnson before they got started? I'm about to be peoples elbow deep in the rocks bottom."

"Don't you wish after a break-up you wouldn't get phone stalked & mail stalked & email stalked? It's OVER, American Express. Let. Me. Go."

"I went to see a theatrical piece about puns last night it was a play on words"

"Is it bad to feel the need to finish off prescription drugs before they expire? I don't have most of these ailments but they were expensive"

"How do you ask for a cigarette in spain? Tapas a snout!"

"Twin Towers [removed] I'm going to hell for this..."

"I like cheese Just like cheese man"

"Bad grammar makes me [sic]"

"My Wife always asks why I make science jokes. Y*_o_* ?"