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Joke of the Day
"My brother told me hates my beard. I said ""Don't worry, it will grow on you"""
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"What does a 9 volt battery and a girls ass have in common? You know you shouldn't, but you're gonna lick it eventually."
"How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two. One person holds the bulb and the other blonde twirls the other blonde around."
"Girl to boy. Girl: What's up ? Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it ?"
"My girlfriend has really changed since she became a vegetarian... ...sometimes I feel like I've never seen herbefore."
"I wonder how many crimes The Muppets have kermitted."
"Cheap 1st Date Ideas: Get some matching Red Polo shirts & hang out in a Target. Give terrible info to inquisitive costumers."
"Your turtle puns tortoise family apart"
"After winning the election, Donald Trump has already started with his racist agenda... He's already kicking a black family out of their own home."
"ESA to release second probe ""SHIO"" to 67P The ""Philae-Shio"" team will be sucking in 67P's particles and spitting out information to be sent back to ESA for examination."