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Joke of the Day
"Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling? He had an Inconvenient Tooth."
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"I remember staying up all night waiting for Santa to come When he was done he'd pull up his pants and say ""See ya next year kid"""
"If you're happy and you know it, thank your ex."
"It is better to have loved and lost than have your face ripped off by a chimpanzee"
"Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:('You wanna go for a spin?')"
"I heard diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in your jeans. (Ba dum tss)"
"What do you want to eat a week after thanksgiving? Anything but fucking turkey..."
"Word of the day - Obama. I opened a bottle of brandy and drank it Obama self."
"LPT: Always sneeze when calling in sick to work So your boss always ""nose"" that you are really sick."
"Women can detect even the smallest of lies, but on TV they tell them they can lose 20 pounds in 5 days and they believe it all."