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Joke of the Day

"Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling? He had an Inconvenient Tooth."

"I once had a girlfriend who had a lazy eye... I had to dump her because she was seeing other people."

"""Men, we need a durable lunch meat that can also be used as a hockey puck."" - makers of Spam."

"How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes? Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline."

"A man is about to jump off a building. A physicist tells him ""Don't jump! You have so much potential!"""

"What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head? Brenda."

"Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow."

"Friend said I should try new KFC sandwich. I suggested we cut out the middleman & hook me up to an IV of chicken fat."

"Banned From the Para-Olympics Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Para-Olympics after they tested positive for WD40."

"The Anesthesiologist has become Comfortably numb."