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Joke of the Day
"I heard diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in your jeans. (Ba dum tss)"
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"difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist spends there time looking up old family and a gynecologist spends time looks up old friends!"
"Do you want to buy a broken barometer? No pressure.."
"*uses your voodoo doll as a tampon*"
"What happened when Curiosity took Accusation out on a date? She aroused suspicion."
"It's interesting how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side, my roommate sleeps on his back, and my ex sleeps with everyone."
"How many Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They prefer to be left in the dark."
"I don't think this bowl of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups on my desk is making me as indispensable to the workplace as I had hoped."
"If I were Santa Claus, I'd have my agent be like ""He's not doing it this year if Ronald McDonald is going to be there in that shoe car."""
"What did the earthquake say to all of its victims? Oh, sorry...my fault."