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Joke of the Day
"What is black and knocking on the window from the inside? A baby in the oven."
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"I had sex with a girl at an apple orchid and she ended up getting pregnant... It's probably because I came in cider."
"I don't know why Chic-Fil-A is so popular... Their food always leaves a fowl taste in my mouth."
"You can tune a piano.. You can tune a piano, but you can't tunafish"
"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you'll wish you had a fucking club and a spade."
"A little boy wrote to Santa Claus... One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, ""Please send me a sister."" Santa Claus wrote him back, ""Ok, send me your mother."""
"My music teacher told me to stay on key I said ""pitch please"""
"I feel so off the grid. I watched the Grampas instead of the Grammys last night."
"What do crocs and getting a blowjob from a man have in common? They both feel great until you look down and realise you are gay."
"Did you hear about the Greek priest who left his religion to join Catholicism? They're calling his actions completely unorthodox"