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Joke of the Day

"statistics show that 9 out of 10 men prefer women with big boobs. the statistics also show that the 10th man prefers the other 9"

"I use Google Earth to see which yards have milkshakes."

"I lost my phone and it's on silent. Man! I should've listened to Beyonce."

"It's not fair to blame Pizza Hut for my weight gain. It was more of a Domino effect."

"Waiter there is a fly in my soup ! Hold on sir I'll get the fly spray !"

"Cooking is like Sex Sometimes it's Hot and Fast! Other times it's Slow and Sexy .. I can't cook"

"What do you call an angry Reddit mod? [deleted]"

"Mercurian day So - apparently one day on Mercury is an agonisingly long 1408 earth hours long... In other words - one Earth Monday."

"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? Ones a Goodyear; the others a fucking amazing year."

"There should be a drama series about women trying to figure out their mystery leg bruises."