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Joke of the Day
"Cooking is like Sex Sometimes it's Hot and Fast! Other times it's Slow and Sexy .. I can't cook"
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"What do gospel and interracial porn have in common? Gifted black people and constant calls to God."
"Whats worse than Bad command or File name? Windows update message asking you to restart your computer"
"Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!"
"WebMD is a Choose Your Own Adventure book where every single story ends in malignant cancer"
"What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks? A flat white."
"""Hello, 911"" Hi it's Mickey my dog is hurt bad ""Is it Goofy or Pluto?"" I don't see how- ""Goofy or Pluto?"" Pluto ""Call a vet"" *hangs up*"
"Lionel Richie: I'm easy like Sunday morning Sunday morning: wow I'm right here"
"Do you know what Mexicans think about Trump's wall? Who cares, they'll get over it.."
"According to my current parking spot I'm a physician"