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Joke of the Day
"Waiter there is a fly in my soup ! Hold on sir I'll get the fly spray !"
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"Me: I want to do unspeakable things to you. Her: Tell me... Me: Do you know what unspeakable means Lydia?"
"Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so damn good at it"
"Finding Nemo (2003) A father is criticized for being overprotective after his wife & kids are murdered & his only surviving son is kidnapped"
"A Muslim, an Illegal Immigrant, and a Marxist walk into a bar... And the bartender asks, ""What'll ya have, Mr. President?"""
"How do you cure a mute coworker? Tell them a secret"
"What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? 30 pounds. (and then the female come-back): What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes!"
"What do you call a boner at a funeral? Mourning wood."
"A banker, a Greek and a German sit on a table ... There are ten cookies on that table. The banker takes nine and tells the German: ""Watch out, the Greek so going to steal your cookie!"""
"What's Peter Pan's brother's name? Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands."