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Joke of the Day
"Waiter there is a fly in my soup ! Hold on sir I'll get the fly spray !"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bowl ! Bowl who ? Bowl me over !"
"Why are black people so good at basketball? Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot"
"""USA is #1! USA is #1!"" me explaining international dialing codes"
"A man is buying an apple, a banana, and two eggs. The female cashier says: ""You must be single."" The man answers: ""Wow, how did you know?"" Cashier: ""Because you're ugly."""
"I walked into a room full of people masturbating They looked surprised when I didn't stop"
"A Muslim walks into a bar. No one survived the blast."
"A woman gets a C section What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section? There's not enough womb!"
"What do you call conjoined twins with the same name? Sharron."
"My brother in law won't go to Hooters with me tonight because his wife is ""having a baby."" #lame"