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Joke of the Day

"I use Google Earth to see which yards have milkshakes."

"Why is Jabba so fat? Because he goes to Pizza Hutt a lot. Edit: Best flair 2016"

"How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!"

"Why do so many Italian men wear mustaches? So they can look like their mothers."

"Snow is like the Jews ... Won't make you feel uncomfortable as long as you have a working furnace"

"Just bought gas for $1.32/gallon. Don't own a car but couldn't pass up the bargain."

"You kids don't remember, but once there were sitcoms about something other than gay guys."

"McDonald's serves up 1 billion ""abortions on toast"" They've sold 1 billion of [these](http://i.imgur.com/d9CDgON.jpg)...the egg-mcmuffin"

"Kayne West says he's gonna be the next Nelson Mandela. Your wife is a porn star and your daughter is a compass. Take a seat, son. Merica."

"How did the fruits get married? They Cantaeloped!"