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Joke of the Day
"It's not fair to blame Pizza Hut for my weight gain. It was more of a Domino effect."
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"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot"
"Wanna hear a joke about Ebola? You probably won't get it."
"I'll have whatever Steve Buscemi isn't having."
"My girlfriend broke the news that she's pregnant I responded, ""Congrats, now you have something to remember me by."""
"While we are on the offensive jokes, here's mine:""What's better than fucking a 13 year old boy against a barbwire fence?"" ""Nothing"""
"So these two cannibals are eating a clown... One turns to the other and says, does this taste funny to you?"
"Angry Stair Why was the stair frustrated and angry? It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!"
"Girl asked me to netflix and chill, but I download all my movies illegally.... So I was like na, more like pirate and booty."
"I ejaculated six feet earlier. Strange, usually I ejaculate semen."