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Joke of the Day

"There should be a drama series about women trying to figure out their mystery leg bruises."

"ME: bae, you wanna go out? HER: hell yeah ME: ok pliz close the door on your way out I need to play FIFA alone."

"Got one for the guys (semi-nsfw) Here's a joke: ""pussy!"" ............... Don't get it? Well you never will!"

"What should you do if you find the corpse of a raped woman in the woods? Check your bearings, you're going in circles."

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre Didn't go over too well in r/pics."

"they probably named the Rocky mountains first and then saw all the other mountains and were like ""oh"""

"Was rooting for my friend who was collecting the works of a prolific ancient greek artist found out the name of this artist is ""Circa"""

"A photon arrives at the airport As he checks in, security asks him: ""Do you not have any luggage?"" The photon replies, ""No, I'm travelling light""."

"What should you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler"

"do you have any idea how fast you were going? ""no, I'm not wearing my contacts"""